[evilgirlbat]

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

re. literally all of my asks

(Yes, I watched the Dan and Phil video. I am very happy for them. I have always been happy for them. But I am especially happy that they feel safe enough to talk about it publicly. Most of all, I am grateful to Dan and Phil for showing us all how to live in public for sixteen years while also being stand-up, character-driven people.)

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[mollybeenoel]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot of the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. (Via ShiningScience on X/Twitter)

[ancientibis]

Excuse me

[ahappydnp]

got random people texting me congratulations like i personally just did that

[thegaycondor]

hey phans. congratulations.

Originally posted by esnyextras

[amid-fandoms]

there must be some direct correlation between millions of people bursting with love in their hearts right now, and dan and phil's happiness and inner peace. there must be some magical telepathical invisible string that guides all this love and pours it directly into their souls like phantom heartburn

[lizardsmp3]

this is so bad for me. this is so bad for me.

ALT

[tgirl-thucydides]

[axolotly]

Here are some of the roasts in question lmao

[meangirlnurse]

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

lol

[lemonsweet]

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

[lemonsweet]

My blue animals

[treatsformeeko]

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

[lemonsweet]

They are so beautiful.... I love this..